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jackwhynand:

ok here it is really late and i’m sorry it’s so long i just couldnt cut any of them out because i got attached to these horrible jokes but i condensed them at the bottom

milesupshur:

i like drawing ‘good’ jack in contrast to ‘bad’ jack hi  !\(’ u’   

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
ARTIST: Childish Gambino
TRACK: Heartbeat
ALBUM: Camp

mynameisdario:

 

gays—-anatomy:

"Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?

Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?

I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

hdotk:

"This is the only time I want him to be like me. I want him to be selfish."

- Droplets ch. 13

This spoke to me on a personal level.

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

continuednightvisions:

[x]

Parent: What does a cow say?
Baby: Moo!
Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?
Baby: Meow!
Parent: Great job! Now, what does a horse say?
Baby: *crying voice* hey Marco, I can't even tell which bones are yours anymore

matsuoska:

life is too short to deny that you are a big weaboo

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
mainlybioshock:

Bioshock in the Urban Dictionary

mainlybioshock:

Bioshock in the Urban Dictionary

nohomophone:

happy birthday you child-killing, binge drinking, king of rapture

nohomophone:

happy birthday you child-killing, binge drinking, king of rapture

slugbox:

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