what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
"Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?
Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?
I wish we never fucked and I mean that.
But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time
When I go back to school tomorrow
what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg
life is too short to deny that you are a big weaboo